Saturday, May 16, 2009

教师节快乐

五月十六日是大马的教师节。每逢教师节都会收到许多短讯,其中多是表扬老师的伟大,也有祝福老师的。最让我印象深刻的是一则幽默的短讯,它写道:我们上小学/中学时,把ENGLISH 读成
“应给利息”的,成了银行家;
“应给列序”的,成了数学家;
“英国里去”的,成了旅行家;
“因果联系”的,成了哲学家;
“应该你死”的,成了军事家;
“应改历史”的,成了政治家;
“应该累死"的,成了老师!
在此,祝所有“应该累死”的伟大老师
“教师节快乐”!!

100 comments:

Gemini said...

Bad teachers complain,
Good teachers explain,
Better teachers demonstrate,
Best teachers motivate,
Great teachers inspire.

To all Bad, Good, Better, Best & Great teachers :

Happy Teacher's Day.

Jack2 said...

大马政府应把教师节列为公共假日,加以表扬。
目有钉,你怎么说?

Jack2 said...

There can be no

Coffee without susu,
Nights without lampu,
Curry without lembu,
Burgers without keju,
Fight without kungfu,
Boutique without baju,
School without cikgu.

Selamat Hari Guru...

cpy said...

教师是一份既辛苦而又快乐的职业。

Loo said...

学生们有为你献花,以感谢你对他们的培育之恩吗?

尊师重道。

Yi Pian Yun said...

刚收到的一则短讯:
七十年代学生不出声;八十年代教书不需声;九十年代学生比老师更大声;如今家长也到学校比大声;未来身为老师还有声?祝无声老师教师节快乐!

Ching said...

Thanks to everyone for the well wishes. But previous day in school I was a bit "kek sim" because I was envying all those GOOD teachers
who got a lot of presents from pupils. I being the BAD teacher got nothing. Luckily yesterday I received 2 small gifts from the best class that I teach, at least some consolation! lol

Just received this msg from a fellow collegue:

满腔热血教师学会,
当了教师吃苦受罪,
急屎急尿必须到位,
教书育人终日疲惫,
学生告状回回都对,
工资不高还要交税,
从早到晚比牛还累,
一日三餐还要自费,
时时刻刻不敢离位,
下班不休还要开会,
官员检查让人崩溃,
现在还要做到五十八岁…哈…祝教师节快乐!

泳冰 said...

无声老师 = 哑巴老师 ?

Yi Pian Yun said...

I also thanks every one 4 the well wishes.
Ching,
我跟你同病相怜,退休前在教师节所受的礼物少得可怜!当时我总觉得收到多多礼物的老师是教导有方,我们收到少少的应该是教导无方的吧!人家的礼物要用车载才能拿回家的呀!Alamak!现在退休了,更没有礼物拿咯,唔。。。。!昨天有个小瓜问我:“老师你要什么礼物,我们拜一才给你。”至少还有个安慰,哈哈!(我好像听说要买口红给我!)

Yi Pian Yun said...

泳冰,
你是老师吗?总之他们的声音大过老师就对了,因此你讲什么没人听进去!不就等于没声?

Yi Pian Yun said...

Ching,尿急粪急必须到位,一点也不为过,哈哈哈!不知你有过这个经验吗:尿急上厕所回来,那些瓜儿相扭成一团!天呀,老师那里是人做的?

Ching said...

大姐

你都知道我的为人啦。在上课时间,除非不得以,否则我不会离开教室的。不是因为我是好老师(I am a bad teacher. Someone told me b4, "You know or not? The pupils say you are very fierce, hehe! P/s; I beh tahan the "hehe". lol),而是怕我一离开,肯定有事情发生。我们就是那么的unlucky.

Jack2 said...

教师节收到的礼物少,当然好可怜咯!

Village Boy said...

I am made to understand that the retirement age for civil servants, teachers inclusive, has been extended from the current 56 years to 58. Nevertheless, they are given a choice of opting to retire at 56 or work until they reach 58.
Hence, teachers should not grumble, nor should they complain, having to work till 58. They themselves opt for it, don't they?
As a matter of fact, they should be thankful, and grateful, now that unemployment is rampant!

Ching said...

我不觉得可怜啦。只是开玩笑而已。N年后,遇到以前的学生,一句,“Teacher, I like your teaching very much!" 那才是无价之宝!

Ting said...

Village Boy,

那些dalok的老师,该retire at 56 loh....

Yi Pian Yun said...

Ching,
我和你同感,怕一离开就有事发生,因此解急的当儿,心还留在班上,哈哈!做么有些人那么幸运?没进班也没事!既然是倒霉,因此要好之为之,不要让人家抓到我们的痛脚,然后看我们怎样走?
Ting, village boy,
有那么高的薪水,有几个舍得放掉?

Ching said...

Tema Hari Guru 2009:

Guru Pembina Negara Bangsa.

cpy said...

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望阳 said...

有那么高的薪水,
即使从早到晚比牛还累,
都不成问题咯!

琪微 said...

一位好老师,胜过万卷书。
啊,老师,您的精神,永记我心!

飞燕 said...

我表扬所有教过我的老师!
好看的,敬业的,可爱的,搞笑的,伟大的,
大声的,小声的,好好的,**的,**的。。!

回学校看老师,感觉很好,很怀念。

Catherine said...

What comes from the lips reaches
the ears, what comes from the
heart reaches the heart.

Jack2 said...

教师不受重视,教师节实际上已没有意义了。

Kenneth said...

I am always grateful to all the teachers who have taught me and also those non-teachers whom I have learnt from.
Teaching is a noble profession since the dawn of human civilisation and without teachers, there is no continuity of human knowledge as we have to-day.
Be happy, teachers! You are Great!

Yi Pian Yun said...

哇,你们都是尊师重道的一群,很感动!老师是托了公务员的福,薪水已大大提高。
飞燕,
原来老师可分那么多类,我和ching应该是属于敬业乐业的吧,声音呢,大概是我最大,哈哈!不大声一点,没有人要听你的咯!
Kenneth,
Thanks 4 your compliments,很佩服你那尊师重道的精神!
Jack2,
教师节只是娱乐节?谁娱乐谁?哈哈!

Ting said...
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Yi Pian Yun said...

一位好老师真的胜过万卷书。好像我的游泳老师,一点都不专业!钱一过手就让你自生自灭!同时间竟然教十多个学生,怎么学得精?最后只好自己来,结果游得好像受伤的老青蛙!哈哈!

cpy said...

我们不要有太多青蛙了!

Loo said...

受伤的青蛙, 跛脚的青蛙,我们都不要!
哈哈!

多情 said...

云,不是在天空的咩?
还学人家跑去游泳?
回头是岸吧!
回去天上做一片云,好过做地上的田鸡。

Gemini said...

田鸡 is a delicacy among the Chinese!

多情 said...

还有。。还有。。。
那个JACK2又是谁哦?
搞到我天天精神分裂,不敢再用JACK了!

Yi Pian Yun said...

cpy,Loo,
哈哈哈!你们的想像力真强,我是指游《蛙式》是,好像受伤的老青蛙!
Gemini,
对,华人最喜欢吃田鸡,那碟姜葱炒田鸡最可口!
多情,
说的也是,做云好过做田鸡,更何况是破脚的田鸡,我听你说,回头是岸!!善哉!善哉!那个JACK2和你同祖宗的(也是老师),起初我还以为是你被人恐吓了之后而在后面加多一个2,原来不是你,哈哈!

小菲 said...

多情呀!
你该是精神分裂了吧!
废话一萝萝。。。

小菲 said...

JACK2和“多情”同祖宗?
哈哈,2 X 5 = 5 X 2 吧!!!

Yi Pian Yun said...

小菲,
你也够幽默的。
无情,你又怎么说?

Catherine said...

“多情”也是老师???
真dalok咯!

Yi Pian Yun said...

Catherine,
他只是患了“精神分裂症”,原谅他吧,至少他敢讲我们正常人所不敢讲的话!!

Catherine said...

那些 dalok 的老师(including“多情”),该 retire, expire & be fired at 56.

We don't need black sheep in the teaching profession, do we?

依钧 said...

原谅他人,尤其是那些患了“精神分裂症”者,
是一种美德,不是吗?

依钧 said...

“多情”,
我想提醒你,建议你,请求你,别再误人子弟了!再误人子弟就是罪过啊!

Yi Pian Yun said...

那个无情是假“分裂”吧!不过,教育界有真分裂的,是值得同情的。

多情 said...

一片云,
你还要我说什么?
已经被你的姐妹团骂到这么惨了!
谢谢你们让我学到一句“DALOK"

Catherine said...

我也是精神分裂的!
我是大傻瓜!
我也是DALOK的老师!

小菲 said...

我也是废人!!!
喜欢讲废话!!!

Catherine said...

Dear寻梦的人,

We have a feeling that this so-called "多情" is using all your blogger-friends' names (including mine) to create confusion, and to smear your blog.

We strongly believe that such a cowardly attack on us is indeed uncalled for, immoral, shameful, filthy and despicable.

If he fails to speak out for fear of being criticized, or being corrected, then he is definitely not a man of courage.

What a damn shame!

Loo said...

高傲的人也许一时会成功,但是终究会尝到苦头。

Ching said...

大姐,向你报告今天我校的教师节庆典:lol

今天全体上下午班的师生都一早到学校,为了教师节庆祝。我们本以为是在假期之前一天,就是29日才庆祝的,但好像是为了配合教育部的指示,一定要在18日庆祝。(但有学校好像只是宣读教育部献词,庆祝改在其他日子,唯有我们,follow instructions).

因为上午班已经开始考试,可以预料的到,肯定很多学生缺席,在家温习功课。幸好有下午班的小瓜们撑场面,不然就很dalok了,学生出席率偏低。从开始到完结,就是一个闷字。先是宣读教育部等的献词,校长和董事长致词,然后老师们宣读效忠之词,接下来唱Kami Guru Malaysia, 和 Guru Pembina Negara Bangsa.( 不会唱,因为是新歌) 休息过后,继续余兴节目。华乐团呈现了两首歌曲,中规中举,是“路边野花不要采” 和 “Rhythm of the rain”. 然后是十几个华裔老师上去唱两首歌。本来我们几个下午班老师也想参加,但看了选唱的歌曲,放弃了,因为觉得歌词不适合我们这些不是Xtian的人唱,也不能认同歌词,因为其中有提到 “我们不自跨,我们不寻求自己的利益。。。” (听说是Xtian song),而有几个在台上唱歌的,都是工作时斤斤计较的,真虚伪。我们自认办不到,所以也不敢在学生面前唱这样的歌曲。如果大姐在场,一定会讽刺一番,哈哈!我最喜欢的还是有个女老师独唱“Top Of The World”, 即轻松,也好听。相声的环节也不精彩。唯一的舞蹈”Wau Bulan” 还OK啦。有个学生的band, 还算不错啦,穿插syair dan sajak但并不特出。有个马来老师要独自演奏gitar, 但音响的问题,也草草了事。最后的choir,也不够人数,勉强凑出来唱两首歌,可能是有些学生缺席吧。午餐之后,就散场。往年还有Lucky Draw, telematch, teacher-students friendly match etc. 今年却是马马虎虎的举行。再次强调,“闷” 。本小姐差点儿就要睡着了,不断yawning, so dalok meh!

唯一的礼物就是Prefect Board送出的一个袋子,有人开玩笑说,是给我们带簿子回家改。那么那些在办公室里,从来没簿子在桌上的,岂不是没用?lol, because they have finished marking all the exercise books in the class room. Only lazy teachers like me have to mark books in the staff room and also take the books home to mark. Hard working teachers finish their marking in the classrooms. Hehe...

Yi Pian Yun said...

无情,多情,S.A.N.G.,
你竟然冒用我blogger friends 的名字来留言,真是罪过,真是dalok!请你不要污染了这片梦园,做些好事,可以吗?
苦海无边,回头是岸!

Yi Pian Yun said...

Ching,
就是咯,最讨厌那些讲一套,做一套的人!什么“不寻求自己的利益”?自打嘴巴罢了,他们应该唱“人不为己,天诛地灭”才对!
哈哈,用袋子装簿子?一个大勾就改好了,何必带回家?

Ting said...

那几位斤斤计较,虚伪的老师,肯定是
good artistes吧!

Yi Pian Yun said...

Ting,
对呀,演起戏来,演技一流的!那个mak jiu hor sai goh 的人都不知道几欣赏他们le(懂得演戏呀)

依钧 said...

自私自利的人将失去伟大和高尚的人格。

Ching said...

所以说呢,如果设有Golden Oscar, eh, 应该是Golden Ostrich awards, 每年在教师节颁,肯定很精彩。我想我应该可以拿个Best Wardrobe 吧?

不只mak jiu hor sai goh的人,连学生都说他们是好老师,所以我说那些金鸵鸟奖非他们莫属,学生都会投他们的一票,哈哈!

Publicity is very important. So they must always make appearance. Aiyah, I should have joined them on the stage yesterday to show my presence, so stupid, miss a chance liao! lol

Ting said...

There is always a second chance if you are really interested.
No point crying over split milk, haha...

Ching said...

Even given 3rd, 4th, 5th... chance, I would rather cry here countless times than joining them doing things that I despise. Do I sound like a person that will 同流合污 with them?

P/s; 各位善长仁翁,请高抬贵手,please do not give advice like 看开 and 宽容他人。If you work with these clowns closely and always seeing them trying to shirk their duties, you would understand why 大姐 and 小姐 always like to say something no good about other people. This is a place where we can voice out our opinions(I hope so). We are not snakes to go and report to those “mak jiu hor sai goh people”, nor are we paparazzi to go and publish their dirty work. What we say here is the things that everyone “WITH EYES = mak jiu BO hor sai goh” can see. But there are certain things that not everyone is aware, only a minority would know, provided one is at the right place, right time and with right people, and people with good memories like小姐,哈哈。 But then there are also people here who do not understand the real situation to tell us to stop this. Sorry for all the offensive comments. 舒服塞!

S.A.N.G said...

谁竟然敢冒用你blogger friends 的名字来留言?真是罪过!真是dalok咯!
可是名字也有版权的啊?我今天才知道。
请不要污染了这片梦园,做些好事?
不用怕,我已经警告他了,叫他尽量做好事,不要骂人DALOK。
他得罪这么多师奶,等于自己跳进苦海了。
他现在应该已经游到岸了。
大人不跟小人过,原谅他吧!

Yi Pian Yun said...

哈哈哈哈!舒服塞?好像成龙大哥说的“有史以来没有那么舒服过?(他去大陆拍戏时,不敢用乡下的厕所,更没勇气到处去“ o ",结果忍到拍完戏才回酒店去“o" 时讲的一句话)我们像是莲花,身处污泥而不受污染,这是我们应该引以为荣的事吧!最最让我感到不满的是那些mak jiu hor sai goh 的人处处维护着这些人。看开?宽容?哈哈,不是说佛都有火?长年累积起来的恩怨,岂能那么容易忘怀?(已经原谅,但不能忘记的!)

有情 said...

决定人生的是自己。自己就是自身人生戏剧里的主人翁.

Ching said...

说的容易,做时难。除非你是圣人(我也不懂,圣人有没有埋怨过,可能心里有,但没说出来,哈哈!圣人,请原谅小女子的无礼,无知,无助,阿弥陀佛!) 对,我们可以决定自己的人生,但未必是100%。环境和周围所发生的事和人,可能会影响决定!有时候为了顾全大局,也会做些自己不喜欢的决定,当然那不包括埋没良心的事情。

Yi Pian Yun said...

对,我们不是圣人,岂能无过?最要紧要对得起良心,我才不相信有100%的圣人,像那些虚伪的人,在人们心目中就叫圣人?Alamak!你看她外表斯斯文文,听说由此在staffroom骂我时也想泼妇骂街呢,你当时有在吗?哈哈!

Loo said...

人人都可以追求利益,但不能忘记基本的道义。

Ching said...

既然这是教师节的主题,应该谈谈万师之表,孔子吧?

记得2002年九月,去了中国山东省,曲阜,孔子出生地,也参观游览了孔林墓圆。据导游的解说,孔子的儿子孔鲤,并不聪明,但孔鲤之子孔伎伋,字子思,却也是聪明之人。

孔鲤曾经说过的名言,却也是很无可奈何的,可想他那时的心境。

Quote:

若论阿Q鼻祖是谁,还得上推一辈古人,他就是孔夫子的独生子孔鲤! .... 夹缝中间,却显出了“阿Q鼻祖”的气派,他对孔子说:“你学问虽高,但你子不如我子! ... 不干,什么也不说的儿子,教出了一个善于思考的子思,从这点上,我不如孔鲤也!”因此退在一旁默然不应;孔鲤又回过头对儿子说:“子思啊,你虽然做出了一点点成就,但你父不如我父! ... Quote

http://blog.huanqiu.com/?action-viewthread-tid-8904

Ting said...

改变环境和周围,还是要从改造“人”来着手。

Yi Pian Yun said...

Ting,
如何改造“人” ,可说来听一听吗?
Loo,
都说君子爱财(利益),也要取之有道呀!明明不属于自己的东西,为何要抢?明明是自己的责任,为何要推?

Yi Pian Yun said...

Ting,
如何改造“人” ,可说来听一听吗?
Loo,
都说君子爱财(利益),也要取之有道呀!明明不属于自己的东西,为何要抢?明明是自己的责任,为何要推?

有情 said...

改不了的,个人感觉!
江山易改,本性难移!

Gemini said...

要抢,要推!
That makes life more interesting, doesn't it?

Jack2 said...

人人都有自己的道德标准。

cpy said...

有机会好好停下来休息,好好的想一想每一天的生活。

依钧 said...

做一个圣人,那是特殊情形;
做一个正直的人,那却是为人的常轨。

有情 said...

孔子 :君子不以言举人,不以人废言。

Yi Pian Yun said...

Gemini,
Their lives must be interesting, 把自己的快乐建在他人的痛苦上?
有情,
你真是回头了,今天都变正经了?对,江山易改,本性难移!
cpy,
每天的生活都是很累人的!教书=叫“输”,一辈子都输了?
依钧,
正直的人注定要吃亏的?

huiru said...

要帮助他人得到快乐,就应该把他人的快乐视同自己的快乐;
要帮助他人解除痛苦,就应该把他人的痛苦视同自己的痛苦。

琪微 said...

建立在别人痛苦之上的快乐不叫快乐,对吗?

望阳 said...

有很多人都是这样的,不去考虑别人的感受。我想他们会比谁都痛苦,上天会惩罚他们的!

Ching said...

“建立在别人痛苦之上的快乐不叫快乐,对吗?”

应该是因人而易吧?如果没有良心的人,就不会感觉内疚,反而觉得理所当然。很多人强调教书是良心工作,但如果你们看到我们所看到的,和亲身体验过的,可能会问,什么是良心?对工作,对学生,对同事?

如果没良心,工作怠慢,“偷工减料”,那也算了,是那些被教的学生倒霉罢了。但最beh tahan 的,就是满口仁义道德,把XTIAN 当作武器,贬低别人的宗教,踩着别人当stepping stone, 把自己抬的高高在上,hypocrite!

Yi Pian Yun said...

谢谢各位的高见及鼓励,人间毕竟还有温暖!

依钧 said...

人间有爱,就有温暖,就有希望。

飞燕 said...

只要相信有无私,善良,那这个世界就会很美好。
我相信,每个人都有爱,都会用温暖来感化人间。

Yi Pian Yun said...

依钧,飞燕,
非常同意你们的见解,谢谢!

Loo said...

希望世界更美好,弘扬真情。

cpy said...

受难的时候,才看出一个人物的真正伟大。

有情 said...

能看开,能宽容他人,能忘记恩怨,能不讲废话,那才是真正的“舒服塞”吧!

Ting said...

一个人在面对外面的世界时,需要窗户,
面对自己时,则需要镜子。

Jack2 said...

我们需要一面镜子来帮助我们更好地认识自己。

有情 said...

找一面镜子,时刻映照自己的一言一行。

淑芸 said...

对呀,只有用自己做镜子映照自己,才能找出自己的不足!

Yi Pian Yun said...

哈哈哈!对,我支持Ching!会不会进来这里发泄了才舒服塞?
说到照镜子,别以为镜子会说实话,不相信你去照一照Emporium的镜子,几美的给它照一照都变成丑女!还有那更衣室里的镜子,几丑的给它照一照都变美(不然你怎可能买那件衣回来?)

有情 said...

发泄了才舒服塞?
哈哈,那来的废话????

Ching said...

Sharing a joke from internet, especially for all the jokers who think they can change other people's opinion. Enjoy!

THE THREE NUNS

THREE NUNS WERE ATTENDING AN RUGBY FINAL..
THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND..
BECAUSE THEIR HABITS WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE VIEW, THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED ENOUGH TO MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA..
IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID, "I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO SYDNEY... THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE.."
THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO TASMANIA... THERE ARE ONLY 50 NUNS LIVING THERE.."
THE THIRD GUY SAID, "I WANT TO GO TO NEW ZEALAND... THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE..."

ONE OF THE NUNS TURNED AROUND, LOOKED AT THE MEN, AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID,
"WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL .. THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE!"

**********************
I love this:

"WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL .."

JefferyY said...

Please stop being emotional, and refrain from touching on religions.

Ching said...

大姐

I can’t understand why this “有情”is so “无情” 。 We just want to voice out our opinion here and this guy is trying to criticize us and saying we are talking nonsense-废话. Is this guy related to anyone that we mentioned? Or is this guy someone that is in the same category like “them”? If it is then I can understand why he/she is on their side.
Please don’t say things like this ”能看开,能宽容他人,能忘记恩怨,能不讲废话,那才是真正的“舒服塞”吧!”This sounds exactly like those clowns that we mentioned.Haha...

JefferyY said...

Whether this 'guy' is related to anyone that you mentioned is totally immaterial.

The gist of it is, those you criticized (with heavy sarcasm) are not here to defend themselves. You should have made your voice heard in their presence, and not by making them a 'laughing stock' behind their back.

Who knows, they have some "good" stories about you, too!

Let's be fair. All religions teach us to be GOOD.

Ching said...

哗,原来小女子做了这么多错误的事情,一语惊醒梦中人,幸好有高人指点谜津,得以险崖勒马,回头是岸,而不至于罪孽深重。想必需要闭关,面壁思过。谢谢!谢谢!大恩大德,没齿难忘!

Yi Pian Yun said...

Don’t be naive. If they come and defend themselves, it is as good as admitting that what is said is true. Otherwise why should they bother if it is not concerning them? It was a laughing-stock at that time among the staff. The Perak State assembly incidence just triggered off our memory, like history repeating itself, in a bigger scale, hehe..“Siapa makan cili dia rasa pedas”.

Anybody interested in Ching’s story can go and read some earlier posts. It’s an open book, nothing to hide. And she is the only BAD guy among all the GOOD guys, so nobody will bad mouth her, only she will bad mouth people, haha.. Don’t worry, I will教训her for making my blog such an unpleasant place now.

cpy said...

宽恕无法改变过去,却能够改变未来。
人生的舞台并不大,容不得一直往前直冲。
对于立场、意见不一样的人,我们该心生欢喜。
高明的管理是不管理,最高的管理,是自己管理自己。

有情 said...

cpy,

For your courage, I wish to loudly proclaim!

Loo said...

就当作我们谁都没有错。
结束这一个话题,让大家都好。